Unhappily ‘Forever After’

The fourth incarnation of the franchise, Shrek Forever After, proves that it really is impossible to keep the love alive indefinitely.

The fun, irreverent pop-culture referencing franchise that made such an impact in 2001 is now looking more and more like a poor excuse for keeping Mike Myers in business. After a second less impressive and a third rather poor outing, the Scottish ogre and his friends are back for what is supposed to be the final instalment of Shrek.

Hyped for its first appearance in 3D, Shrek Forever After feels tired, outdated and lacks the charm or intelligence of its competitor, Toy Story 3, that still managed to keep up when it got the 3D treatment earlier in the year. Worst of all, the filmmakers seem to have decided it would be better if they cut down on the jokes and paid more attention to the plot, resulting in a messy story full of schmaltz that doesn’t give its cast enough of a chance to do what it does best: crack jokes, act crazy and make fun of itself.

Taking the premise of what exactly the old fairy-tale adage “happily ever after” might mean, Forever After finds Shrek going through a mid-life crisis, bored with his happy life with Fiona and the kids and wishing he could go back to his halcyon days of mud baths and striking fear into the hearts of the happy folk of Far Far Away. He strikes a deal with Rumpelstiltskin, only to wake up in a world ruled by the red-haired imp where his old friends don’t recognise him and Fiona is the Boadicea-like leader of the ogre-resistance movement.

To get things back to normal and have the family movie feel-good epiphany that he “didn’t know how good he had it until he lost it”, Shrek must get Fiona to realise that he’s her true love and kiss him quick.

Lots of battle scenes with witches, ogres and an increasingly irritating, cackling Rumpelstiltskin take up too much screen time before everything works out and the green couple end up back in the world of happily ever after.

Myers’s animated version of his So I Married an Axe Murderer Scott Mendelson is more tired than ever, Cameron Diaz irritates with a voice that’s equal parts patronising and obvious and even Eddie Murphy has to rein in the singing and whining that gave Donkey life at the beginning of the tale.

As fairy tales teach us and as the producers of Shrek should have realised at least two films ago, all good things must come to an end.

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Game Review: Shrek Forever After PS3 and Nintendo DS

Shrek Forever After comes to the console and handheld with some pretty decent gameplay and great graphics for both versions but the same story plays out on both systems but for young Shrek fans it works.

Shrek Forever After comes to just about all the gaming systems and I received the PlayStation 3 and Nintendo DS versions which are both almost identical in gameplay. You start out the game as Shrek but eventually get to play as Fiona, Puss In Boots and Donkey as you follow along with the same story line of the animated film.

Rumpelstiltskin is taking Shrek on his latest adventure by removing the one event that changed his life, meeting Fiona and sending him through his current films, er, adventures. Shrek is given a chance to see what his life would be like if he never met Fiona so you have this two world adventure to puzzle your way through.

You play one of the four characters of Shrek, Fiona, Puss and Donkey each with their own special abilities to fight your way through each level. The games have both enemies to fight and puzzles or mini games to work through using the four characters with general fighting, combination attacks and special abilities.

The game has you start out as Shrek and introduces you to the gameplay mechanics of going around bashing stuff and solving some decently simple puzzles. This is definitely not an adults game but more of a young adult to kids game who loves the Shrek world and wants to immerse themselves in the last of the Shrek films and games.

Once you have continued on in your adventures you will unlock both combination moves and each characters signature attacks as well as more areas to explore. While the Nintendo DS game leaves out as many areas to explore and items to collect both games have plenty to do and find.

Each character has its own special abilities that are used to solve puzzles throughout the levels with Shrek being able to manipulate objects, Fiona can set things on fire, Puss can climb and Donkey kicks things. UsingĀ  these combinations you are put to task to solve puzzles as well as fighting using the various styles of each character.

Weapons for Fiona and Puss are swords while Donkey kicks with Ogre being the bare fisted boxer type and each also has some combination moves with button combinations. Most of these moves work well but are more button mashing attacks that are common in adventure games.

Controls for the PS3 game are the usual buttons and triggers of the Six axis controller and the Nintendo DS uses both the buttons and the touch screen for puzzles and mini games. The puzzles are not all that hard and kids should have few problems solving them except for a few toward the end of the adventuring.

Things get tougher as you move toward the end battle with Rumpelstiltskin but youth should have no problems being able to complete the game on either console system. I found both games enjoyable enough but after a time it does get repetitive and much like other button mashing adventure games but kids should find it enjoyable if they like Shrek or adventures of this type.

Shrek Forever After for the PS3 has some decent graphics with good audio and is very good for a console game from an animated film. The Nintendo DS version looks and sounds about as good as you would expect but not nearly as good as it could have been given a bit better budget and a little more time in development.

Both versions play well and there were no major problems with either but they are also not the best as an adult adventure game but kids should have fun. Both versions are well worth the cost of a purchase or rental for Shrek fans who just want more of that big green ogre for a last romp through his life and times.

Shrek Forever After – Review by David Stratton

Everybody’s favourite ogre is having a mid-life crisis; Shrek isn’t the scary creature he used to be; life with Fiona and three demanding baby Shreks has evolved into a depressing routine. Unwisely, he signs a Faustian agreement with the evil Rumpelstiltskin to give the nasty little fellow a day out of his life in exchange for a return to his former life; but the day he signs away is the day he was born, so, like James Stewart in IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, he faces a world in which no-one knows him….

True love’s kiss is, of course, the answer to all his problems – but Fiona, who is leading a SPARTACUS-like revolution of enslaved ogres, has other things on her mind than kissing….

The SHREK franchise is a hugely enjoyable one, with funny characters and a knowing way with mocking fairy-tales and popular culture. This is said to be the last in the series, and it is looking a little tired; Shrek’s grumpy middle-aged frustrations occupy a bit too much running time. But there are always compensations; Puss in Boots has become a fat cat now, and as voiced by ANTONIO BANDERAS – he’s hilarious; and EDDIE MURPHY’S motor-mouth donkey is always good for a laugh.

MIKE MYERS, CAMERON DIAZ and the rest are back again, while WALT DOHRN, head of the team that cobbled together the story for the film, is fun as the very nasty Rumplestiltskin. I saw the film in 3D, and the animation was, as always, excellent; it’s probably just as good in 2D.